All The Dreams We Had

iwillburnthecakeoutofyou:

iwillburnthecakeoutofyou:

iwillburnthecakeoutofyou:

”This is shit” I say as I click ‘next chapter’ just to make sure it’s still shit. 

I read the whole thing.

It was shit. 

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labyrinthikon:

koofincat:

Wasn’t going to reblog any more of these, but what the heck. (Plus, I’ll be able to look back on my shitty blog years from now and see the weird Darwin-esque ASB bank ad guy dude man.)

Yay! Now get your shit together aus or I may have to move back to nz

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giraffepoliceforce:

If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.

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Hehe, visa prepaid cards are called v cards

Can we stop defining people by their sexuality

heyfunniest:

#lord of the homosexuals

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alaskaisnotlost:

imabettersexpantherthanyou:

the-tale-of-two-blondes:

iwillmindfuckyou:

fabulousfinnick:

giraffepoliceforce:

lokisha-laufeyfey:

bellajedi:

popdickle:

im-gonna-wear-it-as-a-wormstache:

turshas-world:

quintheeskimo:

begrateful-staypositive:

reborn-from-the-ashes:

I think we are forgetting the greatest of them all 

WHEN THE HELL IS IT MY TURN. 

OMG. LOOK AT COOKIE. 
HOLY FUCK.  

You forgot one

woops almost forgot

I literally said “oh my god” outloud at the Jensen one

I LOST IT AT ROMNEY

ROMNEY.

done~kris10

THE ROMNEY ONE OHLORD

I can never not reblog this. I’m sorry.

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usnatarchives:

It’s the first day of our “12 Days of Archives” holiday carol! We hope you enjoy these images and our rhymes as we count down the days until December 24.

On the first day of the Archives celebration,
an archivist caused me great elation
when he gave to me one astronaut in space.

Image: “Astronaut Edward H. White II, pilot for the Gemini-Titan 4 space flight, floats in zero gravity of space. … The visor of his helmet is gold-plated to protect him from the unfiltered rays of the sun.” June 3, 1965, ARC Identifier 5804878.

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stop crying.  stop crying.

I just watched this, crying by the end

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blackqueenbitch:

WINTER GIRLS IS IN THAT PILE

JOHN GREEN I SEE YOU. I shall make it my mission to see you in person next year

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